TO MUCH PRESINTS

at the days befor chrismis owr chrismis tree
it din`t hav eney space under owr tree
it was /
fole of PRESESINTS

i went to the dentist 2 times this month

i wint to the dentist not just going there i wint there 2 times ` in deceber 18th
and the year was 2009 and last of all and the day friday the frirst
they chekt my teeth 2nd was a pit in my teeth it was almost a cavity that was
close of corse hav fun brushing your teeth get those verey yucky teeth clean

the big dinner

i had a big dinner
and a big derst`is that cool
baens and icecreem that
make a big dinner
hav fun
eating

i wint to the dentist

i like to go to the dentist it cheks teeth and mace s cavitys
go away
i like going to the dentist because

i choose priziz

'aftr

i likemy mom and dad

my parents are cool but the most thing of all i lik my mom and
dad but i like my hole famley all 4 of
us and do know why i love mom and dad becase they love me too

im working on skreenplays and books

did you know im a othr? i just work on skreen plays to i use to start working on books
when i was 4 years old

winter

i dinnin`t know what to do i was siting on the floor in mom s room on the soft floor
WACHING SNOW OUT THE WINDOW i shoutdid the snow is melting mom tolde
so now i need to wait intil it snows agen

IM IN KINDAGERDIN

im 5 1/2 years old now you know that im i N KINDAGERDIN my frends ar mia jerey
bradey ryan zahk jesaka elis samuel kyle brin jack mceze boby kiera charls
arbrey and simpea she's not in class she moovd wer sending cards to her

my birthday

sorey instead of a birthday parttey i changed my minde i new something more fun then a birthday i plandid it in my room
i couldint wait to showe mom and dad it//was SPENDING THE HOLE
DAY WITH MY DAD i must be a luccey kid dad wont even go to work
on that day

hot

hot weels i like hot weels it sooo much i can hav it fr.evr and its the bigist hot weels chrak in the reth its amercl i love it bcus is osum chrak voct1 i love hot weels a lot a lot a lot a lot becus its a car thing

www.nick.com

hao i like owen my skool fred

i love owen bekus hes a boy and im a boy too 2 boys and i went to his huse bufor you no why i like owen bkus i will giv owen a comic prezit i just love owen next vaoyo owen has cumfo panda move but sam duzit hav cum foo panda or wocht it next vaoyo chrch and scool and sokr and plae days or inething has freds evre my frend nextvaoyo theend

stich on

ben has a stich on his i and he was just siting ther wen the doktr chect the stich all man he got the stich bfor im 5 yers ord i hope he wil feel good and get theat stichoff sum day

lago land me and bube

i went to lagooland i went on the pirit ship ride i went to the scere ride and i was brafe i went to the bubing cars race and jimethekrikrikt b ride i sothe brd costrt i jostlove lagoland

I think he means Disneyland, not Legoland : )

leo s avechrs chrips

theis is lileins dog leo leo came aosid too play v then leo hrrd lilein sae do you wot a coocie and a b scrl came and rundupand chase the scrol then roperd soopr samuel and gav lileinsdog so thescrol was nevrrchast agen and aftr thecoocie lilen washapple evraftr the end

This is beyond my translating capabilities but I know it's about Lillian's dog Leo and that there was a cookie, a squirrel chase and a happy ending involved.

Lillian

lilein had a car axcind and her dodr dide but she hert hr foot she justhad her set belt on it took 100 days too hell. a chruk hit thercar on axtit i hope lilein wil feell betrr soon beceas ofthe axtit

Translation: Lillain had a car accident and her daughter died but she (Lillain) hurt her foot. She had her seat belt on and it took 100 days to heal. A truck hit the car on accident. I hope LIllian will feel better soon becasue of the accident.

Context: Sam has adopted Lillian as his PA Grandma. They have become good friends. They met when I was making meal arrangements for her while she was recovering from a lingering foot injury caused by the car accident last summer. We saw Lillian today so I think that's why this is on his mind. She is actually doing really well and seems to be completely recovered from her foot injury.

An interview with Sam

I copied this interview from my friend Kat's blog. She interviewd both her boys and it was so funny! I couldn't wait to hear what Sam would have to say.

1. What is something mom always says to you? I love you
2. What makes mom happy? hugging & kissing
3. What makes mom sad? I don't want that question; skip it.
4. How does your mom make you laugh? tickling me
5. What was your mom like as a child? a little girl
6. How old is your mom? very old
7. How tall is your mom? 29 pounds
8. What is her favorite thing to do? pick me up from school
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? she does a lot of things
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? forgiveness
11. What is your mom really good at? playing hard games
12. What is your mom not very good at? Playing games that are too violent
13. What does your mom do for a job? clean the house
14. What is your mom's favorite food? whatever she thinks of
15. What makes you proud of your mom? winning games
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? an imaginary character
17. What do you and your mom do together? make comic books
18. How are you and your mom the same? when we wear dresses
19. How are you and your mom different? all kinds of machines
20. How do you know your mom loves you? she says it
21. What does your mom like most about your dad? kissing on the lips
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? to a girl shop

Sam is the coolest

sam i s a coollist kid in the erth becus he is a athr i allwas want too plae cumpetr

Translation: Sam is the coolest kid on the earth because he is an author. I always want to play computer.

I'm 5 years old By: Sam

i m samuel im5 yors old mi baby bruthr is1 yers old he s 20 muts

(Mom takes over the typing, just dictaing what he says)

My favorite joke book is Knock Knock Jokes. The second one is....I like my family. I like to make tracks all by myself. I like to make comics with Emily when she's babysitting me when Jordan and Amanda go somewhere. I like to talk on the phone with Bubie and Grandpa.